Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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