just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
