Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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