it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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