There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
