hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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