Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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