swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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