if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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