O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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