also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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