Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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