Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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