My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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