so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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