why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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