Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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