If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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