how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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