yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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