And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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