i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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