Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize