Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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