Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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