can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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