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(317): View more from Indiana

why did u let me go home with him last night?

(260): View more from Indiana

u were determined it was a good idea

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(512): View more from Texas

I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling

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(217): View more from Illinois

Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?

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Vomiting outside the employee entrance

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(906): View more from Michigan

As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back

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(310): View more from California

Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul

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(765): View more from Indiana

He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

That was so not worth putting pants on for.

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(939): View more from Puerto Rico

So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!

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