you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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