Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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