I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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