just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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