Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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