As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
