I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
