we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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