I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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