i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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