I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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