I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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