But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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