It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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