what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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