So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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