I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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