I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The power of my boobs compel you
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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