Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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