i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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