I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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