awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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