so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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