okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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