Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
my nose is crying tears of wow.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
