Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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