so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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