If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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