At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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