she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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